-HA HA Cafe Comedy Club Open Mic - EVERY MON - THUR (6 pm) / FRI - SAT (5 pm) MONDAYS: 1. WESTWOOD BREWING CO. - Comedians for showcases on Mondays and Thursdays with sign-up at 8 p.m. at the bar, showtime at 10 p.m. 21+. 1097 Glendon Ave., Westwood Village. For more info, call Adam at (310) 209-2739. 2. COMEDY STORE AUDITIONS - Comedians for Potluck Night, Sundays and Mondays, 7-9 p.m., sign up at 6 p.m. Three-minute time limit, 21+. Original Room, 8433 Sunset Blvd., W. Hollywood. (323) 656-6225. 3. Molly Malones @ 8pm - 575 S. Fairfax, LA (323) 935-1577 4. Rainbow Bar & Grille @ 7:30 - 5 mintues - 9015 sunset, w. hollywood 310-278-4232 5. Trilussa @ 8pm - 9601 Brighton Way Beverly Hills 213-446-2395 6. Universal Bar & Grille - **1st MONDAY OF EVERY MONTH** @ 10 pm - 4093 Lankershim, NOHO 818-766-2114 TUESDAYS 1. THE LAUGH FACTORY - Harvey Dunn hosts an open mic for comedians on Tuesdays. The first 15 people in line outside the building at 5 p.m. will be allowed a two-minute audition of G-rated material onstage for 7:30 p.m. showtime, $15 cover. 8001 Sunset Blvd., W. Hollywood. (323) 656-1336 2. Bliss Art House sign up @ 6 for 730 showtime- 1249 N. Vine hollywood 323-962-2986 3. Alta Coffee Warehouse & Cafe @ 8pm - 506 31st st., newport beach 949-675-0233 4. Suzy's Bar & Grille @ 7pm - 1141 Aviation blvd, hermosa beach 310-379-0082 WEDNESDAYS: 1. ICEHOUSE in Pasadena ************ASK ABOUT THIS: Auditions for Uncle Clyde's Comedy Contest Every Wednesday night at 8 p.m., eight up-and-coming undiscovered comedians duke it out in a battle of wits! Nightly Tryouts start at 6:30. L.A.'s longest running comedy contest, Uncle Clyde’s gives local comedians the opportunity to perform a seven-minute set. At the end of the evening the audience votes for their favorites. A special sketch/improv or specialty act will perform at half time and during the vote tallying. Posted by: Barbara Holliday H2F Comedy Productions Inc. 3406 West Burbank Blvd. Burbank, CA 91505 818-845-9721 DIRECT' 818-841-6222 FAX 818-679-2272 CELL Email: UncleClyde@h2f.net www.ComedyCasting.com H2F Comedy Productions Inc. is seeking comedians for Uncle Clyde’s Comedy Contest, held every week on Wednesdays. Auditions are held in order of sign-up at 6:30 p.m. at the Ice House Annex. This contest features eight stand-up comics performing head-to-head in a battle of wits. Prepare three minutes of comedic material. If selected, comics will receive their performance date well in advance. All spots are pre-booked/advance bookings only. If chosen, comedians perform seven-minute set and the audience votes for their favorites. The first place winner will receive $101 cash prize and will be invited back for finals after eight weeks to compete for a week professional performance engagement at the Ice House Mailroom plus $500 cash. The second place winner will receive gift certificates from Louise’s Trattoria and live performers log from Holdonlog.com. The third place winner will receive a huge side of fries. 24 N. Mentor Ave., Pasadena. For more info, call Uncle Clyde at (818) 754-2663, email uncleclyde@h2f.netor visit www.comedycasting.com. 2. ALL WASHED UP -Comedians for All Washed Up hosted by Christy Murphy, Wednesdays, 8 p.m., most bookings by referral only. 2134 Sunset Blvd., Silverlake. (818) 908-3478. 3. Bliss Art House sign up @ 6 for 730 showtime - 1249 N. Vine hollywood 323-962-2986 4. The Comedy District @ Synergy Cafe & Lounge @ 6:45 - 3 minutes - 4455 Overland, Culver City 310-367-9977 THURSDAYS: 1. Comedy acts for Beyond Stand-Up, Thursdays at 9 p.m. Audition in advance, some pay. L.A. Connection Comedy Theatre, Sherman Oaks. To schedule an audition appt. call Steve or Barb at (818) 347-5098. 2. WESTWOOD BREWING CO. - Comedians for showcases on Mondays and Thursdays with sign-up at 8 p.m. at the bar, showtime at 10 p.m. 21+. 1097 Glendon Ave., Westwood Village. For more info, call Adam at (310) 209-2739. 3. Rico Coffee @ 8 pm- 2320-A Foothill Blvd, La Verne 909-392-1999 FRIDAYS 1. THE COMEDY DISTRICT - Pat Mellon hosts a two-hour, lottery open mike for comedians at 7 p.m., sign-up at 6:45 p.m. Unlimited sign-ups but only 18 performers chosen each week. You’ll know whether or not you’ll perform, but not which order, before the show’s start. Performers get three minutes. No cost, but food and drinks are available for purchase. The Comedy District is located in the San Gennaro Italian Restaurant Complex, 9543 Culver Blvd., Culver City. (310) 367-9977. www.thecomedydistrict.com 2. The Un-Urban House @ 7 pm - 3301 Pico, Santa Monica 310-315-0056 SATURDAYS 1. THE FRET HOUSE - Open mike (G rated for comics) is the **1st Saturday of every month**, 8 p.m., sign-up at 7:30 p.m. (come early) You can have two songs or 10 minutes, cover is $1 and for an extra $5, you can have your set recorded to a CD. 309 N. Citrus, Covina. (626) 339-7020. 2. ICE HOUSE AUDITIONS (24 Mentor Avenue Pasadena California 91106 626.577.1894) - AUDITIONS: 1st Sat of Every Month @ 3 PM SUNDAYS 1. COMEDY STORE AUDITIONS - Comedians for Potluck Night, Sundays and Mondays, 7-9 p.m., sign up at 6 p.m. Three-minute time limit, 21+. Original Room, 8433 Sunset Blvd., W. Hollywood. (323) 656-6225. 2. Studio Suite @ 7pm - 4821 Whitsett Ave, Studio City